I Don't Get No Respect!
A bit of Friday the 13th humor with thanks to the late Rodney Dangerfield ...
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
"I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap."
"I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie."
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion.
He said okay, you're ugly too."
"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't."