What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? Moon Pi.
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference.
He ate too much Pi!
In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
-the lame Pi Day Jokes are from the My Town Tutors site.